Where is the best gay Thailand resort? Captain: By the gay island with a gay nude beach.
You: I don't believe you. Captain: Then what do you call an island and beach with naked gay men?
You: I still don't believe you. Captain: To each his own. Enjoy Patong, Phuket or Pattaya.
You: Wait! I don't like crowded straight beaches. Captain: To travel there you need a boat.
You: Right like I can afford to buy a big yacht. Captain: I already have one. Sharing is good.
You: Does this gay resort float? Captain: Yes.