Puerto Vallarta, Mexicoby Vicki Skinner, Doin it Right in Puerto Vallarta
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Wonderful Locals! |
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Cobblestone streets! |
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Awesome sunsets! Romantic! |
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Safer than most cities in the US!!! |
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Fun Nightlife or Chill & do Nothing! |
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Restaurants that rival SF & NY (full meals $3-$10+)! |
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Amazing lightning shows over the bay June-Oct. |
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Watersports |
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Great shopping & LOTS of activities! |
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Tropical rain forest/jungle (same latitude as Hawaii but 1-1/2 hrs. closer & a lot less $$)! |
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ALL this at a fraction of other destinations' prices! |

One of the things that makes Puerto Vallarta stand out from other places as a hot gay-friendly destination is the fun/unique tours that are offered!! Something for everyone!! Just like the gay properties, clubs & bars, each tour is as different from the next (even each of the cruises are very different from each other).
Most tours run only during Peak season. Call immediately when you get into town to reserve your space as they need a certain amount of people for these to happen & ALL TOURS REQUIRE RESERVATIONS! Tips are not included! Please be very generous as most service workers make less than $4 a day & these people wait on you hand & foot. Most tours don't run during value season but they'll often do them if they can if they can get enough people interested (create your own!). Some tours aren't as reliable (don't always run when they say they are) - so always double check. Dont even think of bringing drugs on these tours or anyone under 18!
Gay-Day-Bay-Party Cruise/South (Thur. & Mon. 11am-5pm) - Amadeus Tours is the oldest gay tour company in Puerto Vallarta - 5 years! Continental breakfast, lunch served on the beach, afternoon snack, open National bar & approx. 2-1/2 hours of sun & fun on a secluded beach! On your way back to town you might see dolphins or whales frolicking with their young (Dec-March, no guarantees). The party continues at their Vallarta Cora hotel (2 blks from pier) for a free drink @ their wild Poolside Pool Party & Happy Hour. Meet @ Muertos Pier at 10:30 am, space limited to 20. $60 or 600 pesos (cheaper to pay with U.S. $) Guadalajara City & Shopping Tour (Fri.-Sun.) - Staying at the San Francisco Plaza Hotel, with a visit the village of Tequila (where tequila was invented) & the shopping havens of Tonala & Tlaquepaque & nightlife. They must have 3 people for this to go. Transportation: 800 pesos for transportation. Accommodations: 270 pesos/single, 300 pesos/2. Horseback Rising at Rancho Bronco (Daily) - Called the best horseback riding tour... breathtaking views & some of the best staff also!! You have 2 guides so if you want to gallop ahead youre free to do that!! Great quality horses!!! Even if you're just 1 person they'll take you!! $35 includes lunch & soft drinks & horseback riding through the mountains & a river. Daily year round. Gay - 2:30-6:30pm. Mainstreamers - 9am-1pm. Boana's Sailboat Cruise/ North (Noon-6pm) - On this cruise the guests choose the style/direction/mood!! Normally it goes south but if the majority of the guests want to spend more time following the dolphins or whales or snorkeling, more beach or water time thats what youll do its up to the consensus of the guests this is your cruise! This cruise is on request with as few as 6 & up to just 20 people so if this ones the one you choose contact them to reserve asap!! Normally - North to Maritas Island (bring your scuba equipment if youre certified or rent in Puerto Vallarta @ Outcast for a special rate) & includes lunch, open bar (not a booze cruise), activities on a nice beach & relaxing or lively music (depends on the people). Also featuring sunbathing on cushions instead of a hard wood deck & a smoke-free area! After - everyone's welcome to Condo Boana Torre Malibu for their Happy Hour (when the bar's open) & a free drink! ($50) Diane (ex Les Be Travelling & Mz Adventures) is now working with the wonderful Prestige Jeep & Car Rental & is a great person to contact for booking any tours or creating your own!! Sailing On The Bay/South (Fri. 10:30am-6pm) - This CRUISE is THE most WATER INTENSIVE (the most time on the bay & snorkeling!) with wonderful food & the lowest price. Depart for the experience of your life with Diane on a private trimaran heading towards a private beach where you can snorkel, swim & sunbathe at your leisure. They'll stop the ship to watch dolphins & on a good day, maybe a whale (no guarantees. Nov.-March-ish)! For lunch, Diane prepares a wonderful gourmet buffet that will make you come back for more... & more (shes also available for catering!)! Sail back quietly towards town, relaxing & watching the coastline. Included is a continental breakfast, snorkeling equipment, a delectable buffet lunch, soft drinks, cerveza & sangria!! (450 pesos/$45) Nature TourHorseback Riding &/or Hot Springs (Tues.) - Hop through wild terrain & cross over shallow rivers to arrive for a rest in unique natural Hot Springs (this is not a sex tour!). Includes transportation to a private ranch, horseback riding (depending on which tour), lunch, juices or soft drinks, natural hot springs & transportation back to el Centro (400 pesos/$40). Private Tours: Hire Diane to show you the Unique sites in/around Vallarta (you can even drink cause you dont have to worry about driving Diane will do that for you!!)!!! $20 per person (2 people min.) for up to 8 hours of sightseeing/partying (plus you pay for the car). Tour ideas (or create your own!) - Find the best bargains in town in this El Pitillal Shopping & Tequila Tour! Following your shopping frenzy, go to a "comida casera" restaurant for a real Mexican breakfast, visit one of the best Folkloric museums in Jalisco. Learn the history & taste a few of over 150 brands of worldwide renowned tequila. See live Huitchol artists make beautiful handcrafts. End at the Centro town market where you can shop some more. Beach Tour/North: Visit some of Vallartas most beautiful &"private" beaches. After a swim, some sun & a delicious light lunch, discover the picturesque town of Bucerias. Shop a little before your home-style dinner at Rosa Mexicano Restaurant. Enjoy the &"family" ambience. Restaurant Night: Meet at a well known Vallarta restaurant & enjoy a succulent meal & make new friends! Also catering. Sailing Adventure Cruise/North (Friday - Noon-6pm) - to Playa La Manzanilla near La Cruz de Huancaxtle on the North shore of the Bay where you can enjoy the beach (or stay on-board) almost two hours. You can swim & snorkel there in the rocks of Piedra Blanca. Breakfast & a gourmet lunch included!!
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Amadeus Tours:

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Boana S.A de C.V.
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Prestige/Diane's Tours
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Rainbow Dancer Sailing & Beach Cruise " A Panga takes you out to the Rainbow Dancer!"
Rainbow Dancers Cruise to Paco's Paradise/Cruise (Sat., Sun., Wed. & Thurs. Noon-8pm) - Sail on the bay + 3 hours at Pacos Paradise (food/drink while at Paco's Paradise not included). Includes a late breakfast & dinner (return to the Marina). 1st class yachting for the discriminating guests with an emphasis on relaxing, food & good company (not a big party cruise) with just 1-20 guests set sail from Muertos Pier onboard the Hans Christian 52' yacht!!
Rainbow Dancer has a great chef (Carlos) aboard that prepares wonderful dishes including Key Lime Pie. Everything is home-made by them either in the company kitchen right on board - from munchies like Quesadillas & Strawberry Salsa to Smoked Oysters & Salmon Eneldo!! Buffet includes - BBQ Teriyaki Chicken Breast, Mexican Chicken Mole & Cold Roast Pork Poblano (subject to change)!! Open bar for house drinks & National beer (premium drinks & bottled wine extra $).
Either meet at their boat slip in the Marina (G-19) at 11am &/or sail down to pick up the others at Muertos Pier at noon (your pick but you must let them know in advance which way youre doing it). 50 pesos from each ticket is donated to Organizacion Puerto Vallarta Contra del SIDA AIDS foundation!! Marcos & Carlos are your great hosts. Peak Season: $60 or 600 pesos year round. Summer hours: Thur., Northbound Cruise. Sat. Paco's Paradise (no sunset cruise till fall or so). Return to Muertos Pier, both cruises start at 11am.
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Sunset, Dinner & Dancing Cruise!! with Vallarta Alegre (Thurs.- meet at 6pm at the Marina [near Playa de Oro Hotel/Sams Club not the other Marina the cruise goes from 6:30-9ish/pm!!) This is a floating restaurant with dancing!! Includes an elegant dinner, open National bar (with champagne, national drinks, beer, wine & soft drinks. Premium liquors $4+), desserts (like fambéd flan!) & dancing. $57
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Paco Paco's Gay Hot Springs Tour: Tues. & Fri. 6-mid. - $40. Hot springs, shish kabob b'bque a wild time!! Needless to say, this is clothing optional & use your imagination on it cause it will probably happen! Just don't get water in your mouth or put anything in your mouth thats been in the water as its a hot springs & the water doesnt circulate (this is standard for all hot springs visits).
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Paco's Hidden Paradise: Wed.-Sun. - Private beach on 20 tropical acres with a tiny beach, a couple kayaks, volleyball, snack bar, nature trails - 1-1/2 hrs south by panga (the only way to get there is by boat) from Puerto Vallarta. Either meet at Pacos Olas Altas at 11am or take the bus marked "Boca de Tomatlan" (going south after Mismaloya 35 pesos [40¢]) & catch the "La Rosita" panga (only 30 pesos [$3.25 US$] round-trip this way!!) departs Boca 10 & 11am, noon, 1 & 2pm. Returns: 1:30, 2:30, 4, 5, 6, 7pm.

Bar/club-hopping is the thing to do as most bars are within walking distance of each other. Many gay bars & clubs in Puerto Vallarta have transvestite shows (drag shows, usually on weekends & late, check times as they vary/change. Shows don't always start on time) & some have "exotic" dancer shows.
Many gay bars & clubs in Puerto Vallarta have "straight" employees & dancers so don't assume & come on to them! Some gay bars & clubs in Puerto Vallarta don't get happenin' til really late (midnight-ish). Always ask the price before you order a drink & double check your change (some clubs are more guilty of this than others)! Tip well (minimum wage in Vallarta/Mexico is under $4/day)! If you see the word "Alternative" in Mexico it's usually the code word for gay!
For our safety - police conduct random body pat-down searches for drugs both on the streets & in clubs (straight & gay clubs). This often happens when you're walking between clubs & especially if you're alone or with a known drug user/dealing. Do not resist & immediately pull out/empty my pockets (like rabbit ears) & pull up your shirt (or open it if you're a guy) - just in case. Also take your money out of your wallet & hold it in your hand & if they ask to see it, count ityourself but do not give it to them as hands can be tricky sometimes (this is not to say that all police might take your money but there are few who might). This is not a gay issue as it happens in/near the straight places also! Don't do or have drugs on you in Mexico (unless you have a fantasy about experiencing Mexican jails).
Please Tip while you're in Vallarta - a little from you can make a big difference
= Gay
= Mixed/ALL Welcome
Redone to a more disco feel but theyve still maintained that wonderful Mexican feel (though theyve lost the great bar!) & the best balance of locals (more than the other clubs/bars. Did you come just to meet others from the States??) & tourist with a few intimate balcony tables overlooking the street (get there early to get one of these as they're THE place to sit!). Newly improved now with a stage, a new Mezzanine level over the dance floor & a rooftop for sunset happy hours! If you don't have to be a follower & go where the crowds/followers go, want great service & the best & classiest ambiance a Vallarta disco has to offer - THIS is where you want to be!!! Nightly - Unlimited Margaritas 10-11pm - 50 pesos. "Erotic" bar dancers 11pm-12:30am ($2 cover. Might be on hold). Covers only for special shows/events/fund-raisers though a drink's usually included. 9pm-4am Adding a restaurant on the rooftop with continental Mexican food! Happy Hour (noon-8pm) w/drink specials. Mon. Pool tournament 11pm. Sat.-Special Parties (varies) Noon-4am. More nationals!!
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Apache Martini & Cocktail Bar Olas Altas 439 @ Francisco Rodriguez-Southside - Vallarta's 1st Martini Cocktail, Hors Duerves/Tapa Bar!!! Classy!! Enjoy 20 different martinis or create your own (National brands 2oz-25 pesos, 4oz-40 pesos, non-National brands 2oz-40 pesos, 4oz-80 pesos), wine, beer & non-alcoholic drinks. Hors' include everything from Cream of Caviar & Bourbon Liver Paté (uhmm) from 12-35 pesos!! Happy Hour 4-8pm - Coronas, margaritas, Apache Martini 2-for-1. Quaint but Great! Catering. I really respect & support many of Marianne's (say hi) business values/ethics. Mixed clientele! Mon. 5pm-1am, Tu.-Sat. 5pm-2am, Sun. 5pm-1am.
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Aria Piano Lounge
/ Pino Suarez 210 @ Francisco Madero-Southside (caddie corner to Casa Fantasia @ old Paco Paco) - A wonderful/Beautiful Piano Lounge with live music by Darrell (9:30pm), good quality clientele - a great alternative/break from the pounding disco beat. A class place where ALL feel welcome. Check their new bar downstairs. 9pm-2am
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Balcones/Los Balcones
Juarez 182 @ Libertad (down the stairs at the Southbound bridge, then a sharp left & quick right, & down a block)-DT/Centro!! - Vallarta's oldest gay disco (16 years!).
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Boana's La Boana Vida's Poolside Bar & Cafe
/ Amapas 325 @ Condominiums Boana "Torre Malibu" (1 block directly behind the Green/Blue Chairs) - Lounge around their large pool (everyone's welcome to bring their suit & take a dip), enjoy alcoholic & non-alcoholic beverages with nice relaxing music in the background & their daily Cocktail Hour specials 4-6pm. You can also book tours & check out their rainbow chachkees!+ @ their office. Hours: 8am-9pm (Nov.-April 23). Limited hours or closed May - Nov.
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Kit Kat Bar
/ Pulpito 120 (next to Chile's)-Southside - Beautiful upscale lounge/restaurant with a New York-ish feel/attitude & a large martini menu, 11:30pm-Drag Show some nights. Mixed clientele. New! The wonderful jazz singers Beverly & Willow (ex. Cuiza's) perform on weekends!! a/c. 5pm-1:30am Southside
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La Bola
Hotel Vallarta Cora's Poolside Palapa Bar, Snack Bar & Tea Dance-Hotel VC, Pilitas 174 @ Amapas-Southside - Can sometime get a bit wild/risqué! "Movie" night Mon., Tues. & Wed. 8-10pm. 3-10pm
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Los Amigos Carranza 239-Southside - A Cantina that welcomes all. Happy Hour all day.
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Luni Toons
/ Southside - At the Green Chairs beach (next to the blue chairs)! 2-for-1 drinks till 5pm, 3-for-1 5-?? pm honest/friendly waiters (if you treat them well - they'll treat you well!). Good food at great prices!!! The hot spot to be during the day.
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Movimento /
Morelos 666- DT/Centro - a great club with lots of locals! A mixed crowd every night, Gay on Wed. A younger crowd, many from Guadalajara. A real Latin club!!!
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Paco's Olas Altas
Olas Altas 465 @ Emiliano Zapata- Southside - Happy Hour 4-7pm, Mon- Movies 10pm, Tues-Happy Hour all day, Wed-Pool Tourn. 11pm, Bingo-Th. 8-1pm & Sat. 7-9pm, Fri.-Ladies Night 10pm. After Hours Sun. 6-11am
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Paco Paco
Ignacio L. Vallarta 278- Southside - 1st Level-dj disco with 70's disco-ie feel (mirrors) (10pm-6am). 2nd Level - Mexican Cantina (3pm-6am). The rooftop bar has entertainment with a great singer - Carolina - 11pm-2am. More tourists - a real club boy crowd. Trans shows 1:30am Fri., Sat., Sun. Always a cover (30p-80p) & more expensive drinks. Noon-6pm
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Paco's Ranch
Venustiano Carranza 239 (walk-thru to Club PP)-Southside. Daily "dancers" (when it happens) 8:30pm, 12:30 & 3am (cover charge). Mon-pool tourn. 11pm, Tu-Western night, Wed-Beer bust, Th-Leather night. (8pm-6am). Happy hour 8-11pm.
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Por Que No: (formerly Zotanos)
Morelos101 Plaza Rio & Rodriguez/Encino-DT/Centro - on the West/left side just after the end of the Southbound bridge - 3-levels-romantic candlelit Rooftop bar, Basement Disco, Game Bar with pool table & backgammon.
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Tito's
The bar at the Blue Chairs - Southside

Abadio Basso Hidalgo 224 @ Libertad-DT/Centro
Stuffed chilies, quiet & very intimate/romantic! Charming! Live classical & guitar music, wine bar.
Adobe Cafe Basilo Badillo 252-Southside
(http://www.
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com.mx)Chicken, beef & gourmet MX dishes. cc, a/c, alfresco. 6-11pm, closed Tu & Aug-Sept.
Agro Gourmet Basilo Badillo 222- Southside
Natural/organic/farm fresh foods, gourmet store & catering (take-out) & vegetarian pizza.
Archie's Wok Francisco Rodriguez 130 @ Muertos Pier-Southside (www.
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Thai, Filipino & Chinese. John Houston's ex-personal chef started it - now run by his wife, Cindy. A hidden oasis. Classical music Wed-Sat 2-11pm. Mon-Sat. Closed Sun & Sept. cc
Asaderos Basilio Badillo-Southside (next to Fajita Republic, one block west of Adobe & also in Pitillal, where many locals live)
All you can eat steak, chicken, bbq ribs (really good!), chorizo, chips/salsa & cactus salsa, handmade tortillas, beans, quesadilla, taco with fried beans!!! Big sangrias for 25 pesos. A more economic version of Brasil-Popular with locals & tourists alike! Only 60 pesos!!! 2-11pm
Pasteleria Los Chatos Francisco Villa 359
The best bakery in town with wonderful carrot cake & Tres Leche cake & they deliver!!
Pasteleria Yarita Basilio badillo 244-Southside
A new bakery with cakes that can feed 40 for around 150 pesos, feed up to 4 people - 50 pesos
Balam Basilio Badillo 425 Southside (1 block East of CMQ Hospital)
Seafood, owner a former fisherman & oyster diver! Casual dining, fried calamari, red snapper & fish soup. cc. Noon-Mid.
Barra 2000 Morelos 586 at Aldama/Corona-DT/
CentroCafé, Bar, Fine Deli & Art Gallery. Mon-Sat 9am-10pm.
Bombo's Corona 327 @ Matamorous - DT/Centro
Very upscale gourmet dining with wonderful bay views, table side cooking, one of best upscale seafood International restaurants. Take a cab there! Reservations often necessary. 4pm to Mid. $$$$. Hi to Roberto.
Brasil Venustiano Carranza 210-Southside
Great/fun! Brazilian barbecue/Steaks/Beef - All-You-Can-Eat! They walk around with skewers of 12 different meats & shave it off! Large portions of veggies, soup, 2 salads, rice for 110 pesos! 2-11pm.
Buenos Aires Olas Altas 507 @ Rodolfo Gomez-Southside
Argentinean - steaks (U.S. meat), pasta, alfresco. 5-11pm, closed Tues. a/c, cc.
Cafe de Olla Basilio Badillo 168-Southside
Ain't so cheap anymore (though people line up still thinking it is), NY Steak, Mexican, a/c.
Cafe de Artistes Guadalupe Sanchez 740/Leona Vicario-DT/Centro
www.
cafedesartistes.
comWorld class dining & now a 5 Diamond Award of Excellence recipient from the American Academy of Hospitality Sciences!!! & one of Puerto Vallarta's best & most famous!!! Great decor with Mexican touches added to a French kitchen (great soups!)!! Live contemporary classical music, large menu (200+ items). Unique atmosphere. Dine in or alfresco. Great presentation! (previous recipients are Ritz Carlton/SF, Crillon/Paris, Peninsula/Hong Kong). Popular, so reservations are highly suggested. Also, waiter Agustin Pina Rendon received a scholarshp from Casa Beard/Vatel club de Chefs to attend the Hotel School of Lausana, Switzerland. 6-11:30pm. cc.
Cafe Frankfurt Basilio Badillo 300-Southside
Breakfast Buffet $4.50, German, open-air beer garden, alfresco.
Café Lido Big pink building @ Pino Suarez (across from Fajita Republic)
Light meals & the most decadent desserts.
Cafe Primitivo in Boca de Tomatlan (a wonderful/quaint fishing village about 30 minutes by bus south of Puerto Vallarta where you can pick up a panga or water taxi to Yelapa or many of the places south!)
Enjoy good native food, wonderful sunsets & a friendly pet coatimundi hostess named Dolly!! (if he came back). 10am-10pm - BOCA
Carisma Basilio Badillo 273-Southside
Italian with homemade pasta & seafood. We love the upstairs open balcony dining area (look over the street below!) & there's even a more romantic secluded table for 2 if celebrating something special! A new courtyard & a garden & pond! a/c in upstairs interior. 5pm-Mid.
Carmen & Peter's Cart Corner of Olas Atlas & Dieguez (just west of Southside)
Typical but really good cart food (quesadillas, burritos) with cheese, pork, chicken & carne asada. Cheap & good!! Only open in the pm.
Chavas Lazarro Cardenas (across of the Iguana Center where they do Fiesta Mexicana)
Good, real Mexican food!! Specialities - Chicken Chipolte, 58 pesos; Fish Filet, 62 pesos. Alfresco on 2nd floor, cc, 5-11pm
Cheese Burgers in Paradise Malecon 740-DT/Centro
The Hawaiian chain, very touristy, Fun live 70's music, good/huge burgers (though expensive for Mexico - $7+ for a burger), views!
Chef Roger Agustin Rodriguez 267-DT/Centro
International & Swiss specialities, alfresco on balcony or inside with its unique decor & great ambiance at the entrance to Old Town. cc $17-$30. 6-11pm. Closed Aug/Sept.
Chez Elena Matamoros 520-DT/Centro
www.
cuatrovientos.
comHillside downtown (take a taxi - near Bombo's), this garden restaurant offers alfresco/patiodining with everything from Mexican dishes from various regions, seafood to international & vegeterian, at affordable prices & very fresh. Check out their rooftop bar "El Nido" (The Nest) with spectacular sunset views & make sure to order the "Green Flash" drink! 6-11pm Closed Aug1-Oct15. Gloria hosts a great New Years Party every year that's fun & reasonably priced!!!!!
Chianti Olas Atlas 509/Redolfo Gomez-Southside
Italian.
Chile's Pulpito 122-Southside
Good whole chickens (39 pesos), flame broiled burgers (big) & sandwiches (32 pesos), hot dogs (19 pesos). Driinks 7 pesos, beers 10-15 pesos. Big patio available for parties. Closed June to mid-Oct-ish. 11am-6pm.
Choco Banana Amapas 147 (behind El Dora-Southside
Great Breakfast for on the go! A bowl of fresh fruit with granola & yogurt for around $3!! Bagels & great coffee. Wonderful chocolate Bananas & other fruit. Not sure if she's still selling the "Eroticas" - a refreshing frozen banana with a strawberry on the tip & 2 on either sides on the bottom, dipped in chocolate, sprinkled with coconut at the bottom & shaped like it sounds!!! Uhmmm good & refreshing (rumor has it she was banned from selling them). 9am-8pm-ish.
Churro Man Corner of Aguacate & Carranza to the side of the Santa Cruz church-DT/Centro
6 churros (handmade long deep-fried donutee things) for 25 pesos!!
Coconut Man Just after you cross the Lower/South-bound Bridge take a left at the 2nd street-DT/Centro
He has the best Coconut drinks in town!!!
Coffee Houses
Net House Cyber Cafe Ignacio Vallarta 232-Southside
7am-2am, Cafe, cyber cafe/computers, wonderful homemade desserts (great apple pie!!), sandwiches, favorite hang-out for locals & tourists alike!
Big Kahuna Basilio Badillo 162-Southside
Bagels, coffees
Cafe. com Olas Atlas 250-
SouthsideCafe, bar, cyber cafe/computers, alfresco, sandwiches, salads & desserts
Page in the Sun Olas Atlas 299
New/used English bookstore. 7:30am-11:30pm.
Senior Books Olas Atlas 490-
SouthsideNew & used books in English, cafe & restaurant. 8am-11:30pm
Viva Café Coffee Lazaro Cardenas 292-Southside
Coffee, bagels, a cool coffee café ambiance! Hi to Sonny! 8am-11pm.
Cuale Paraiso After Buenos Aires Neighborhood-just before Paso Ancho "PA" bus turn-around
Special! Ask for a table on the sand on the banks of the river
Daquiri Dick's Olas Altas 314-Southside www.
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new_dick.htm Beachfront at Playa Dorada condos on Muertos BeachCalifornia-ish/gourmet-ish menu! Live music (harp/flulte/guitar) Sun. noon-3pm. cc. May-Aug 11am -10:30pm (closed Wed. Value season).
de Santos Morelos 651 - DT/Centro
An upscale Italian restaurant with great seafood, & a hip, slick, cool decor that looks like some trendy San Francisco place. Moderate prices. Reservations a must in season
Deli Cioso Hidalgo 536/Corona-DDT/Centro
Fresh sandwiches & salads. deliver in immediate Downtown area but call cause sometimes they'll deliver to Muertos ifr they have the staff or it's enough $$. 10am-10pm.
Dianita Francisco Madero 243 Southside
Amazing cheap prices for full meals with soup & drink (under $3)!!! Hamburgers/fries 13 pesos, sandwiches 10 pesos. 1 day a month they have Mole Day (often last day), Menudo (on Sat & Sun.) 18 pesos, cheese pies/flan 6 pesos.
Domino's Pizza (DT) (31425/6)
Delivery
El Dorado Pulpito 102 - at El Dorado Condos Southside
Dining beachfront &/or on the sand under a large palapa.Great crab soup which is a big bowl for 29 pesos! Breakfast $2-$5, Dinner $13-$20 8am-10pm.
El Dragon Rojo Insurgentes 323 (20175) Southside
Good Chinese food (you don't go there for the ambiance though they're really nice), Deliver! 1pm-mid.
El Set Off Highway 200 heading South
Great place for sunset on Conchas Chinas beach, seafood, prime rib, bar+.
Fajita Republic now @ corner of Basilio Badillo & Pino Suarez Southside (23131)www.
fajitarepublic
.com.mxAlfresco. Noon-11pm.
Full-o-Bull (ex-Santos) Francisco Rodriguez 136 Southside
International cuisine, friendly with Mexican specialties. Closed Mon. & summer.
Graffiti Miramar 217 (DT)
(by flea market, up colored steps next to BikeMex & near Liz Taylor's) (31002) - Omelettes, Mediteranian cuisine, fondue, bagels, burgers. Great Ginger Mahi Mahi. Hidden/quiet! "You don't have to be a star to leave your mark behind!" is their theme so write your own graffiti on the wall! Closed Thur. 8am-11pm
Ichi Sushi Juarez 797 (DT) (26100)
Fresh Sushi & Japanese. Even a sushi store around the corner. Deliver. 1pm-mid.
Kit Kat Pulpito 120 Southside (38893)
Beautiful new upscale New Yorkish lounge & restaurant & some of the cutest waiters. Martini T-Dances Sun. 5-7pm. V/MC, a/c.
La Antigua Cafe Galeria Juarez 800 (DT) (21185)
A quiet oasis.
La Dolce Vita Diaz Ordez 674 (DT) (23852)
Italian, live music.
La Mejor Opcion Josefa Ortiz de Dominguez 212 (DT) (22355)
Tasty, unique take-out & Catering by Rossana.
La Palapa Pulpito 103 (in front of La Palapa Condos) Southside (25225)
Beach Bar/restaurant. Good breakfast (good prices)! Drink specials 9am-5pm on the beach ($1+), great music (Mon.-Wed. - flute, guitarist & percussion with owner Alberto singing Thurs.-Sun. Guitar playing ala James Taylor 8-11pm), 15 candlelit tables on the beach for dinner to enjoy seafood. $10-$30. Reservations. 8am-11:30pm.
Le Bistro Isla Rio Cuale 16-A (Southside)
Newly redecorated, Art Deco dining on an island in the middle of the River Cuale at the old bridge. For that special dinner as it has great ambiance (expensive 140 pesos+). cc. 9am-mid. Closed Sun. No reservations. The place to be New Years Eve (around $120) but it's only for 225 lucky guests which aren't available till 2 weeks before.
Le Kliff Km 17.5 - 5 min. south of Mismaloya (40975/80666)
For that special romantic night (you must get there for sunset as it's the most romantic place) under a huge palapa on a cliff overlooking the bay! Definite touristy prices but ahhhhh so romantic with live music & dancing! Taxi $7-$8 or take the bus - 3.5p. noon-11pm
Looney Tunes @ Green Chairs (next to Blue Chairs) on Muertos Beach (Southside)
With a great chef from Taos this has got to be one of the best deals around!! Amazingly low prices & good food & breakfasts - from 14 pesos & seafood/chicken/Mexican dishes from 28 pesos-50 pesos! 8am-8pm
Los Pibes Basilo Badillo 261 @ Ignacio Vallarta (Southside) - (31557)
Upscale Argentinean restaurant - great steak, a/c! $10-$20 5pm-1am.
Los Tres B Basilo Badillo 414 (Southside)
Eat with the locals! Breakfasts (huevos rancheros 14 pesos, omletes 15 pesos, chiliquiles 14 pesos) & lunch (machacha & beans 22 pesos! 8am-5pm. Closed Thurs.
Lunatic's Ignacio Vallarta 179 (Southside) (26442)
Alfresco rooftop patio, International, lite, pastas, seafood, lightly seasoned/fresh, homemade desserts. $5-$15 Noon-4pm, 6-11pm. Closed Wed., cc.
McDonald's Downtown - Ventanilla 4 de la Manaña
open 24 hours, Plaza Marina (24602/11011) - they deliver!! No Fish Fillet!
Memo's Pancake House Basilio Badillo 289 (Southside)
Breakfast only 8am-2pm. Wonderful cheese blintzes 30 pesos, waffles 20-32 pesos, pancakes 20-22 pesos, chiliquillas 21 pesos, huevos rancheros 30 pesos, fresh oj 10 pesos! No reservations & long lines but worth it! $1.50-$5 (cheap). Ask about evening Mexican Cooking classes!
Molino de Agua Restaurant Ignacio Vallarta 130 (Southside) (21957)
For a quiet lunch in the midst of the insanity!
Papaya 3 Olas Altas 485-Southside
100% naturally healthy food and drinks! A great Vegetarian's heaven! 8am-mid.
Pueblito Real Hidalgo 614 (DT) (25321)
Beautiful terraced courtyard, trees surrounded by small galleries & shops. On a busy street but a tranquil hidden paradise! Near Abadio Basso
Red Cabbage Calle rio Ribera 206-A
Great neighborhood restaurant with regional Mexican food & good prices amidst a nice/funky decor (cabbage theme throughout). Mexican Combo - a great value (chile relleno, chicken enchilada, steak [filet soooo tender it practically melts in your mouth] + & only $8)! Relaxing music Fri. evenings, worth the taxi ride (1 blk East of Los Arbolitos)! 5-10:30pm.
Rio Grande Across from Ley's Southside (20095)
Mexican, seafood, char-broiled, a/c. 11am-11pm
River Cafe Isla rio Cuale 4 (on the Northbound bridge) Southside (30788)
Dine along the banks of the Rio Cuale. http://www.rivercafe.com
Romano Basilio Badillo 419 (on the other side of Insurgentes)
Intimate Italian restaurant with a chef/owner direct from Italia. Good homecooked Italian - pasta dishes, pizza & chicken caccitori from 40-95 pesos, a/c. 5-11pm.
Rosie's Cafe Moved to Olas Altas
"Why would anyone on vacation from the US want food from the States while in MX?" After a week you'll be craving meatloaf & mashed potatoes!! Hungry for some home cooked meals? This is it! Chicken fried steak, roast turkey with stuffing & the trimmings & good prices $5-$10. Nightly specials (Fri. is Prime Rib night!!) Great Choclate Pudding Cake! V/MC.
St. Angel Sidewalk Cafe Olas Altas 449 Southside
"House of Crepes"
Señor Dorado For that Airport wait! - Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio 4512 (or 4518)
Near the PemEx station near the airport (something to do after you've checked in!) - Fresh seafood/Mexican cuisine. Even a game room upstairs! 8am-10pm
Shanghai in front of Vilas Vallarta in the Marina (41962/3)
listed because they Deliver though not positive how far south. Claim to be one of Vallarta's finest Chinese restaurants. 1-11pm.
Super Pollo front of Rizo's Southside
50 pesos for the most tender/wonderful chicken & 8 pesos for awesome potatos (really greasy but soooooo tender & tasty!! They cook the potatos under the chicken as it's roasting)!
Sushi Nippon Ave. Mexico 1124 (DT) (31503)
Good Sushi & Japanese. Also in San Diego's Hillcrest area.
Tapas Bar Basilio Badillo 300 @ Constitucion Southside
Hot Latin music, sangria, best calamari in town, tapas (like hors deurves), good prices, a/c, AmEx. 2-for-1 Sangria Tuesdays! 5pm-1am!!! Sounds fun!
Trio's Guerrero 264 (DT) (22196-reservations recommended)
The great chef Bernhard from Maximilians has opened his own restaurant & it's popular with Jazz & Italiano music & good food. The Filet Mignon (112 pesos) & the calamari with cilantro, ginger marinade, avacado, smoked tomato & jalepeño sauce (46 pesos) are wonderful. Pastas 48-64 pesos, seafood. Lunch noon-4pm (live gypsy guitar music!) - 6pm-mid. Around corner from Abadio Basso. Closed Sun.
Vegetariano Iturbide 270 (DT) (23073)
Buffet style, clean, Vegetarian food.
Viego Vallarta Morelos 484 (up 2 flights of stairs look down below overlooking the Malecon) (20589)
Home of the Raging Bull & 10 pesos beers. 11am-Mid
Delivery Service:
| Master Service (11011/11611) | Delivering from Carnitas Uruapan, El Pechugon Rostecerias, Archie's Wok, Inoky Sushi & Fonda Pietro Italian & some of the restaurants listed above |

Legal age of consent is 18+ so If they don't look 18 & over, stay away from them. Immediately ask to see their Military ID card which they must carry on them at all times. If they "dont have it" thats a really good warning that theyre not of legal age & don't even think of going there as there's a good chance you could get in trouble! Bringing a minor onto the property youre staying at can & will be grounds for removal as well as arrest so dont be stupid! If you're not sure - don't go there as you could get arrested & do you really want to visit a Mexican jail + you run the risk of being deported back to the U.S? Often these kids will really push/follow you but please do not give in - no matter how tempting it is.

| Valid/Current Passport or copy of original stamped birth certificate & state ID | |
| Airline Tickets | |
"IMPORTANT INFO!" - Before you go, make copies of your documents (passport, drivers license, birth certificate, credit cards) + for each trip create an Important Info sheet which has phone/fax #'s/addresses/e-mails of family, friends, people at your bank, people to notify in case of emergency, doctors, blood type, lawyer, co-workers, account #'s, your Itinerary, friends you're staying with/seeing+++!! Once in Vallarta, make a copy of my Tourist Card & have a set of all above on you at all times (don't carry your passport on you unless exchanging travelers checks & even then the above copy usually works. Lock these items up with your valuables). Put a set of this in each suitcase, your main bag/purse, give a copy to your manager or a neighbor, and your main friends/connection where you're going, 1-2 family members & 1-2 good friends that can take care of anything if you need assistance. Better to be overly prepared than not. It's also a good idea to have 2 sets of the Important info one with ALL the details for trusted family/friends/lawyer & another without the credit card #s, etc. for managers, neighbors, other friends). |
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| Locks combination lock only. Do not use the tiny suitcase locks or other generic key locks as there are some unscrupulous baggage handlers that have the keys. | |
| Special Tape Wrap some sort of decorative/special type/color tape around your suitcase this way you can tell if someones gone through your luggage. Some airports have a machine that shrink wraps your luggage. Its about $20 a bag. Great idea! (also good if your zippers bad or your bags overstuffed!!). | |
| Special material/ribbon on your luggage - In this age of big black suitcases on wheels & sooo many of them looking alike - do something to make yours stand out - otherwise you leave yourself open for someone "accidentally" grabbing yours!! | |
| Plastic Tie Strips (by the bundle at hardware stores) to lock your suitcase each time youre out of your room. Ensures no one gets into it. Be sure you have nail clippers, a knife or scissors to cut them off when you need to get into it. | |
| Fanny Pack or Back Pack (ALWAYS have it facing forward!! If you take a backpack, wear it in FRONT!!) | |
| Waterproof wallet carrier with neck cord | |
| Money Pouch - with 2 areas & that zips so you can keep your pesos & dollars & coins separated |
| Swimsuits - 2 are smart as things take longer to drive in more humid areas | |
| Shirts/blouses - lots! You can buy the gauzy shirts REALLY cheap there & they feel great with the breeze blowing through you!! Cotton things are also really important. | |
| Shorts/Pants - Bring lots of shorts & maybe 1 pair of long pants for the handful of nicer restaurants. | |
| Shoes Walking Shoes are especially important if youre staying in the Downtown/Centro or Old Town/SouthSide area what with the cobblestone streets & really high curbs. Keep the heels at home (except maybe 1 pair for that special night out!) Rubber shoes - for rocky areas, hot sand & wading Sandals to air your feet out! | |
| Hat, cap or visor | |
| Light Jacket for evening that can get a little chilly. | |
| You may want to bring 1 nice outfit in case you go out to a really nice party/restaurant |
Electricity / Voltage - The electrical power in Puerto Vallarta is the same as U.S./Canada (110 volts/60 current) BUT the 2 holes in the outlet are often both the narrow prongs (in the U.S. they're wider at the tip on one side) & 3-prong outlets are rare so you may want to go to your hardware store & get a little gray 3-prong adapter (80¢) & ask them to file the wider side down. I've yet to see a building that was grounded (hence you can get shocked fairly easily) + the plugs & wires can be very exposed/raw (even in some of the million $$ villas!!) so be careful. Units can get a bit over-heated or may have a mega power surge (especially in rainy season!!!) & burn out so be forewarned. Because of power surges that seem to happen alot you might want to bring a power strip with surge protector (especially if you're bringing something of value like a computer!!) if you're concerned about an electrical item. |
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| Camera & lots of film (film is pretty expensive in Mexico) & batteries | |
| Beach Towel - Beach towels seem to mainly be given at mainstream tourist mega resorts (& some charge $1 or so for them!). Very few condos, villas & specialty properties provide them since they often "walk off" | |
| Extra empty bag/suitcase to pack all the goodies you buy (pack it inside one of your other suitcases & pack around it or buy one of those expanding duffel bags on wheels [my favorite!]) | |
| Sunglasses | |
| Calculator to accurately convert dollars to pesos. | |
| A wrist coil key chain to keep all the keys you get on it | |
| Garbage bags - for dirty clothes, stuff you no longer need, stuff youve bought to keep separate++ | |
| Lots of small pesos for tipping (small pesos tend to be coins so something to put that it) | |
| Pillows - If youre attached to your pillow, bring it - you'll mainly find hard/big foam pillows there. | |
| Underwater Camera (can get disposable ones) | |
| If you're in a place with a phone you might want to bring an answering machine &/or fax machine if you need to stay connected &/or don't want to miss out on anything!!! | |
| Baking soda if theres a Jacuzzi | |
| Umbrella (small) for the afternoon deluge or Disposable Poncho (mainly needed mid-June-Oct.) |
| Gel hand sanitizer & Handy wet wipes to help avoid Montezumas Revenge | |
| Soap many properties have those horrible little pink soaps that dry your skin up!!! | |
| Wash Cloths - Wash cloths seem to be a U.S. thing!! Even very few of the best properties have them. | |
| Sunscreen - 45, 30, 15 spf | |
| Lip balm (high spf. Also keeps those lips kissibly soft!!) | |
| Aloe Vera gel for sunburn | |
| Mosquito Repellant (ideally with Deets) Avons Skin-So-Soft seems best!! (bath oil is fine & its cheaper than the "Bug Spray" version) (crucial mid-June till Dec.!!!!!!!!!!) |
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| Zinc Oxide (for your nose) | |
| Alka Seltzer - your favorite hangover cure (you can walk into a pharmacy & ask for a B-12 shot [bend over!!] just before you go out which will help alot. Do Bs before & after drinking for best results & less of a hangover!). | |
| Tums, Pepto Bismo, or some other anti acid relief Imodium AD | |
| Aspirin/Tylenol | |
| Cold Remedies its not unusual to get a bad cold from the air-conditioning, bad reconditioned airplanes air & the extremes in change of climate. | |
Prescription Medications & a copy of the prescriptions (its illegal to bring some items like Valium back to the U.S. without proper prescriptions). Also, a copy of your eye glass prescription in case yours break or get lost. Consider bringing an extra pair of glasses if you really need them - they can take DAYS to get! |
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| Ear plugs - for all the construction that seems to go on all over, from the loud people, cars/trucks & clubs!! Especially important if staying in tourist areas/downtown properties &/or beachfront (the waves crashing on the shore) & during Value Season (the heaviest construction Ive seen seems to be May-June & Oct.-Dec.) | |
| Baby powder - for sweaty areas like shoes & things that rub together/get chaffed, to remove sand/lotion |
| Coffee - Mexican Coffee is verydifferent than U.S. coffee so make sure to bring this if you have attachment to your coffee (there ain't no Starbucks in Vallarta!) | |
| Artificial Sweetener | |
| Powdered Coffee Creamer | |
| Special Drinks/Foods that youve gotta have!! | |
| Zip Lock Bags - 1 gallon size to put opened things like snacks, chips, bread, desserts, etc. that you might keep out as the ants will get to them even if its just 1 crumb!! Various sizes for wet bathing suits, things to take to the beach (lotion, keys, etc.) | |
| Plastic bags save the plastic bags from shopping &/or bring your own to line the trash cans with or throw things in. | |
Wine If you have to have U.S. wines theyre much more expensive in Mexico (especially for us spoiled Californians!).You have lots of Chilean & Mexican wines (very different than U.S. wines)Bottle Openers - Wine & regular bottle openers (many bottles in Mexico arent twist off) |
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| Munchies - Chips, candies (especially U.S. brands), gum, etc | |
| Instant Drink Mixes - Ice tea, Crystal Lite, etc. (safe bottled water is everywhere) | |
| Plastic utensils & paper plates for leftovers or munchies | |
| Collapsible cooler - keeps water & drinks cool | |
| Can Cooshies - keep your beer cold | |
| Places with a kitchen - most places that have a kitchen provide the basic kitchen equipment (pots/pans, dishes, glasses, fridge, stove, sink) but not condiments, paper goods or anything (& if there is something there, they expect you to replace what you use) & most of the markets dont carry U.S. products or they can be very expensive so if you have attachment to anything bring it!! |

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WHALE MIGRATION-WHALE WATCHING (Nov-March-ish)
1-3: New Years 1-5: Inauguration of the Cora governor in Jesus Maria, Nayarit (Cora Indigenous dances & ceremonies) 6: Feast of Epiphany (day 3 kings bring gifts to children/traditional gift exchange. Local charaities contribute to children's causes! A sweet roll with a plastic miniature Baby Jesus is hidden inside the roll. Whomever gets the piece with the baby gets to host the party on Feb. 2 [like King Cake for Mardi Gras!]) 17: Dia de Sanb Antonio Abad (decorating & blessing of animals) Dixie Jazz Festival (Sherry Logan-Shlogan@telus.net) |
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WHALE MIGRATION-WHALE WATCHING (Nov-March-ish)
1-3: Festival of Sea (fishing) (San Blas, Nayarit - dancing, horse races & competitions)2: Candle Mass Day (a time of purification - blessing of candles, plants, seeds marked with fiestas, fairs, lantern-decorated streets & bullfights. Celebrated with a Tamale Party [& hosted by the person |